I was quite liking the outdoor locations in this Cher video (City of London, the financial district, making me homesick for somewhere I never really lived) until that wanky boy started rapping “first date first base second date second base….” Jesus Christ on a bike, someone shoot him now before he spawns. And yet Cher herself ain’t bad, especially if you’re a fan, as I am and I know all of America is, of Rebecca Black, with that teenage girl posse shit. She’s perky.
