You have to hand it to Vladamir Putin. He is the greatest Bond villain of our life times. Somewhere the real James Bond and Jack Ryan are as dead as Lincoln’s party, now a Confederated Zombie orgy of shameless stupidity.
This my friends is MAGA. Russia is still screwed, because it is Russia, but for the first time since Mongols burned Kiev, and or maybe before Peter The Great took that fateful plunge to save a sailor, things are really looking up.
They won the proxy war in Syria, our alliances in Europe are damaged, England is reeling in the Brexit trap, Le Pen was not placed on the throne but Paris burned.
…and my so called Republican friends still think this man is a genius because he’s white enough and cognitive dissonance is a medication against a full on mental breakdown.
How about those shipping containers full of Fentanyl hitting the ports and not the Mexican border and the fact North Korea completely owned us by dangling a shiny Nobel Prize in front of this dementiated doughnut of a man.
This is why Democracy is only as strong as the mental health and education of its people and why money in politics is a threat to National security. Putin has a 65 billion dollar honey pot to play with and he put Trump in the Oval office with some dough and the leverage hs has with the Red Army and his new KGB on the flick of his tongue.
This is what happens when you don’t respect or know your enemy. Anyone who spends 15 minutes studying Putin knows that he likes Western pop music, but wants to bring the West down to his knees for the shame he felt in Dresden as a backwater KGB regional chief as the Wall fell.
This will fall on deaf ears, but the fact people spew so many opinions and don’t even look up basic facts about these characters is what makes me sense a troubling end of The American Empire.
…and when Fox News announced last night when I was at the gym about a second caravan to distract their butter brained viewers from this tweet, the shutdown, and the looming threat of impeachment, it was clear that Rupert Murdoch is in on it.
And keep that Illuminati bullsh☆t to yourself because don’t pretend these billionaires and butchers have anything to do with those Bavarian weirdos during the Enlightenment selling ironic promises of Magic.
This is not Magic or an Enlightenment. This is just snake oil. This is Wu Tang’s C.R.E.A.M.
This is only about the money and what happens when a Bond villain does the dirtiest thing he can do to America:
Pull back the curtain and show how weak we are. America used its illusion well. But the seeds of mistrust and doubt in the true lies of Vietnam are extolling a terrible cost on the post Watergate and 9.11 American mind.
The Opiates have hit us harder than any war since the Civil War, because WWII was actually easy. All we had to really do was land at Normandy and the world was ours to inherit. This War hit us on our home soil. Our own Doctors pulled the trigger and we blamed hard working Mexicans and Hondurans fleeing the real boogie man, that is our Drug War.
“We have a drug problem, Mmmm kay.”
But we blame Putin for anything and The Right freaks out like we’re crazy not to blame Mexicans. What if we could convince them that Putin is Mexican?
Putin is winning. He is drinking the blood of bald eagles and chewing roasted British lion in Churchill sauce, listening to his favorite Beatles songs.
Putin is taking the world back that he felt Russia lost when his Soviet Union fell.
Also f☆ck him. I may meet him someday and if I have the chance I’ll read him this and like True Romance ask, “Am I lying?” and then in the old tradition of cheers I would pour a little of my vodka in his and drink deep.
For America is asleep.
…and the Sandman is here.
Whether it was Trump colluding with Putin, or R Kelly peeing on a kid, you all knew. Looking at the evidence against R Kelly that came out as he sang ‘I Believe I Can Fly’ at The Winter Olympics in 2002 was felonious to even view. But unlike people that believe the moonlanding was fake, everyone but a unanimous jury would agree the pee tape was real.
Unless you weren’t born yet. But you have the internet on your phone. But I know Kardashians block the entry to the library of Alexandria with their sacrificial squabling.
You heard the allegations against Cosby before…in the 90s and 2000s. You saw Trump go full Hitler and Russian bots exploding like land mines underfoot. You saw Nazis marching. You saw Putin grinning.
You knew all about R Kelly.
But humanity is trapped in a closet as a species that is completely full of sh☆t most of the time.
The truth is unpopular until it isn’t. Until then only comedians can address the truth. But we killed Comedy.
We shot Al Franken in the head because we couldn’t touch Weinstein and the Russo-Republican bots told you to pull the trigger fast. Because…huh. He was grabbing a f☆cking flack jacket.
While the real monsters ran free.
And Anthony Bordain died of a broken heart.
The only thing we should be surprised about is that some of these whales are tiring enough to be harpooned by the internet. The same internet that is tearing us apart and feeding them our brains and our means of production.
But the slow ones always get picked off. Cosby was getting slow. Trump is f☆cking half retarded (sorry, not sorry), and R Kelly is a HAS BEEN getting a huge boost from non stop exposure from a Lifetime Series.
Women are screaming, “take me hostage” at his shows that are selling out faster than they were before we were shocked we didn’t care before.
We’re all suckers.
“Look at me, I create Free Content because I have no other choice or even a voice.” – me
“But look the internet is good for harpooning! And it comes with a free blood soaked guillotine. It must be better than it is worse.”
– says everyone
Sorry for making whales seem evil. I am sure those whaling ships the real Moby Dick sunk had it coming. But it’s an apt and near perfect metaphor for why it took so long for us to remember the f☆cking obvious.
…and why we kill good men and women out of convenience because the mob must be satiated with somebody’s blood.
Viva la France…but don’t forget what happened when the The Revolution came to Haiti and those entitled Revolutionaries had their heads on pikes and were stabbed in their beds.
Because we are the ones taking down the Whales. And turn about is fair play when you play by the rules of Revolution.
It will be somebody else’s turn to feign outrage and you may not like the results.
The really bad news is that we still have wooden ships and these whales are gonna win. A few will tire. A few will be sacrificed.
The entire world can only handle a couple distractions at a time, especially when we define news as only newsworthy if it is trending.
Dealing with school shootings is not appropriate unless the kids are still screaming. Then it’s time for thoughts and prayers and mourning. Don’t worry about preventing the next one. Rinse repeat.
It’s a nut house.
In this weirdo asylum, these Billionaires are becoming Trillionaires and the homeless sleep under every bridge and we blame them for being broken.
Individual responsibility is one thing but what about the obligation of society to address actual problems that effect us all?
Because those broken men and women are our brothers and sisters and the Billionaires know we don’t have the balls or even the harpoon, unless they hand it to us.
OK back to vain glorious postings about my inspirational weight loss and break throughs on the Caribbean front.
I only sold 20% of my Soul. How much does America got left?
– Musician and writer Davin Michael Stedman has many ventures, such as the AMAZING blog, 100milesofmusic.com. Davin’s new song has become a global earworm and Caribbean dancehall hit. Listen here on Reggaeville: DAVIN MICHAEL STEDMAN & ANTHONY RED ROSE – FREE YOUR MIND FEAT. SLY & ROBBIE WITH LENKY MARSDEN. The video is now available on Youtube. His single with British band Sherlock Soul is available here.
