In the impeachment homestretch, with apologies to AC/DC and one of the greatest rock and roll albums of all time…

Hells Bells

I’m a rolling ass clown, a pouring rain
I’m comin’ on like a hurricane
Fake news flashing across the scroll
You’re only young but you’re gonna troll

I’ll give you black sedition up and down your spine
If you’re into coups you’re a friend of mine
See the white light flashing as I split the right
Cause it’s bad on the left, and I’m stickin’ to the fright

I will take all Proud Boys, we won’t spare no lives
Militias puttin’ up a fight
I got my bell, I’m gonna force Pence to hell
We’re gonna get you, Speaker get you

Shoot to Thrill

All you Oath Keepers, who want me to remain
And you do know which way you want to train
Just keep a coming and put your hand out to me
‘Cause I’m the one who’s gonna make them burn
We’re gonna take them down down down
So don’t you fool around
You’re gonna pull it pull it pull the trigger
Shoot to thrill play to kill too many dem’crats with too many ills
Shoot to thrill play to kill
I’m like COVID I get under their skin just like a bomb that’s ready to blow
‘Cause I’m legal I got everything that all you lemmings might need to know
We’re gonna take them down – yeah down down down

What Do You Do For Money Honey?

You’re working in bars, riding in cars
Never gonna give in for free
Your apartment with a view
On the impeachment avenue
Looking at the beat on P-street
Nancy’s always pushing shoving satisfied with nothing
Nancy you must be getting old
So stop, get your head on the road
All your digging for gold
You make me wonder, yes I wonder I wonder
Honey whaddya do for money, honey whaddya do for money?
Where you get your kicks, you’re leading on the take
And you’re always on the make
Squeezing all the blood out of what’s true
We’re all standing in a queue
Just to spend the night with you
It’s been business as usual again
You’re always grabbin’ stabbin’ returnin’ back to sin
But girl you must be getting slow

Givin’ The Dog A Bone

Going down to their knees
Going down to the devil
Down down to ninety degrees
Oh their blowing me crazy
‘Til my ammunition is dry
Oh I’m using my mouth again
I’m using my brain oh using my brain again
I’m just a givin’ the dogs a bone, givin’ the dogs a bone
Givin’ the dogs a bone, givin’ the dogs a bone
Oh she’s no Mona Lisa, no she’s no Playboy star
Let’s send Black Widow to the street then explode her to Mars

Let Me Put My Love Into You

Drivin’ to Mar-A-Lago, in my Winnebago
During this hour, got the power
To show the man in me
I got reputations, blown to pieces

With my artillery I’ll be guided in
We’ll be ridin’ to reverse their sin

You want a struggle, you want a fight
Don’t you worry, ‘cause it’s your turn tonight

Let me put my love into you, coup
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you, coup
Let me cut the cake with my hairdo

Like a fever, burning faster
Please spark the fire in me
Crazy believings, got me reeling
They got me raising steam

Back In Black

Back in black I hit the sack
I’ve been gone too long I’m glad to be back
Yes I’m let loose from the noose
That’s kept me hanging about
I’ve been looking at the sky
‘Cause it’s gettin’ me high
Forget the hearse ’cause I never die
I got nine lives, cat’s eyes
Abusin’ every one of them and running wild
‘Cause I’m back yes I’m back well I’m back
Yes I’m back in the back of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet I’m a power pack
Yes I’m in a rout with a gang
They’ve got to help me if they want me to bang
‘Cause I’m back on the track and I’m beatin’ the flack
Nobody’s gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now I’m just makin’ my play
Don’t try to push vaccines just get out of my way

You Shook Me All Night Long

I am a fast machine, I keep my lies so clean
I the best damn Prez I have ever seen
She had the sightless eyes, jabbin’ me with all her lies
Knockin’ me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to bow but I already had flair
‘Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were Trumpin’ it with you

Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long

Working double time, on the seduction line
I am one of a kind, thinkin’ it’s all mine
Wanted all applause, just for the cause
Made a steal from me and came back for more
Tried to cool me down, now there’s another round
Now I’m back in the ring to take another swing
‘Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were Trumpin’ it with you

Have A Drink On Me

Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a crowd I’m darn, darn handy
I’m trying to walk a hard line
On sour mash and the tweet vine
So join me for a drink boys
We’re gonna make a big noise

So don’t worry about tomorrow, take it today
Forget about the check, we have Congress to pay

Have a drink on me, have a drink on me
Yeah, have a drink on me
Have a drink on me, come on

Dizzy, drunk and fightin’, one coup white lightnin’
My time is getting shorter, need patriots and water
So come on and have a good time
And get rallied out of your mind

So don’t worry about tomorrow
Take it today, forget about the check
We have Congress to pay

Shake A Leg

Idle juvenile on the streets, on the streets
Who is kicking everything with his feet, reading my tweets
Fighting on the wrong side of the law, of the law
I’ll kick, I’ll fight, don’t sleep at night
It’s shake a leg, shake a leg, shake a leg, shake it yeah

Keeping in the limelight with eyes in the back of my face
Kicking ass in the class and they tell me you’re a damn disgrace
They tell me what they think but they stink and I really don’t care
Got a mind of my own, move on, get out of my hair

Shake a leg, shake your head
Shake a leg, don’t you dread
Shake a leg, get stuck in
Shake a leg, shake a leg yeah

Social media with men and women on machines for me
Big licks, night sticks, tricky dick’s are my chemistry
Goin’ against the grain, trying to keep my golf game on par
So stop your sittin’ and drop your linen for me at Mar

Rock And Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution

Hey there, all you militia men
Throw away your flannel clothes
And while you’re out there sittin’ on a fence
So get off your ass and come down here
‘Cause coup d’etat ain’t no riddle man
To me it makes good, good sense
Good sense, let’s go

Heavy decibels are playing on my Twitter
We got vibrations coming up don’t you fritter
We’re just listening to the boys that’s giving so much noise
Are you deaf, you want to smash some toys

We’re just talkin’ about the future
Forget about the past
It’ll always be with us
I’m never gonna die, never gonna die

Me and tweets ain’t noise pollution
Me and tweets ain’t gonna die
Me and tweets ain’t noise pollution
Me and tweets we will thrive (yes we will

Thanks AC/DC for your service to Rock and Roll Nation.