Real Housewives, Zombies: “Being a [tv] housewife is more like being a CEO of a small corporation. A CEO that is hardly ever around,” by Karla Chase

The following article can be found at Salon.com: Are “The Real Housewives” really flesh-eating zombies? Why do Bravo’s trussed-up middle-aged stars have so much in common with “The Walking Dead’s” rotting corpses? Click Here. Funny, how true the comparison of zombies to Real Housewives is. The “Real” word in the title is like a joke. …

Seattle trumpeter Thomas Marriott’s new work, Constraints & Liberations

Seattle trumpeter Thomas Marriott’s upcoming release on Origin records, Constraints & Liberations, is now available for preorder from Amazon (http://tinyurl.com/22rh3lh), and will be available in stores Nov. 16, 2010. The video above is the electronic press kit for Both Sides of the Fence, Marriott’s 2007 release (http://tinyurl.com/2aozvt7). The vid gives you a feel for Marriott …

Q: WHAT ARE PARIS HILTON, OPRAH, JESSE JAMES, AND OTHER TOP CELEBS DOING IN RUSSIAN LITERATURE? A: BEN GREENMAN PUT ‘EM THERE. (Greenman to appear in Portland, Seattle, San Francisco and Chicago.)

Ben Greenman, a very smart, witty, great guy and editor of the New Yorker appears in Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and Chicago very soon. (Schedule is below). Q: WHAT ARE PARIS HILTON, OPRAH, JESSE JAMES, AND OTHER TOP CELEBS DOING IN RUSSIAN LITERATURE? A: BEN GREENMAN PUT ‘EM THERE This summer, the Brooklyn author and …

Bottomless Pit’s Tim Midgett launches plan to pay off Electrical Audio’s (Steve Albini’s Chicago recording studio) mortgage

Things are tough all over. Even legendary recordist Steve Albini, the famed audio technician behind classic releases from Nirvana, Liz Phair, Bush, Bedhead, Built to Spill, Bottomless Pit, Cheap Trick and dozens of others is having trouble paying the mortgage on Electrical Audio, his impeccably designed analog studio. Tim Midgett, guitarist, bassist and songwriter for …

Obama and Palin Share a Milkshake, but why not an energy drink, or at least a Jamba Smoothie with Immunity boost?

Thanks to Colette Moran for the link. The improvised comic prose is East Portland’s alone (Colette would never jest about energy drinks.): . “In Archie, Obama v. Palin – PATRICK GAVIN | POLITICO CLICK Obama is dubbed “The Chicago Kid” while Palin gets named “The Thrilla from Wasilla” on the new Archie covers.” Complete story …

The Tea Party Coloring Book for Kids

The Gift-Giving Season is upon us, and here’s a classic stockingstuffer. Thanks to Kristen Anderson for this Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa gifting suggestion… ‘The Tea Party Coloring Book for Kids’ “The Tea Party Coloring Book for Kids,” published by Really Big Coloring Books of St. Louis, purports to be a “teaching and learning tool.” But many of the …

U2 – Love Comes Tumbling

When “With or Without You,” 1987, was released in advance of The Joshua Tree, several years after this lesser known, 1985, Wide Awake in America, gem, longtime U2 fans derided “With or Without You” as a mere reworking of this, supposedly superior, song. Because The Joshua Tree and “With or Without You” went on to …

NFL Week 3: Chicago’s newest handicapper, Ron Swanson, picks against the spread.

[Thurs 9/23/2010, 8am Pacific Time.] This is the current line from Danny Sheridan, USA Today. Home teams in caps. The following information is provided for entertainment only. Don’t blame Ron for overleveraged bets you can’t cover. Gambler’s Anonymous may be reached via their home page: http://www.gamblersanonymous.org Chicago’s newest handicapper, Ron Swanson, will provide his weekly …